the Boy with the Most Cake: and STD's edition

James Neate a total powerhouse at the moment is truly testing the foundation by letting the human termite Paris Hilton get all up in it. I can'ts believe it!

Misshape's Hottie of the week: obviously lost edition

he's hot just drink enough to blur out his t-shirt and I'm good to go

Don't call it a comeback: the return of the living dead edition

Hot tip from the crackberry: Natasha Lyonne is being considered for a very juicy and very covetable re-occuring role on a certain hit show on cable, part of the deal involves weekly drug tests and a full time chaperone. Pathetic? Yes Promising? maybe Chances of totally fucking this up? 100%