Wednesday, May 31, 2006

The real super power is staying alive / the last stand edition

Miss omahyra turning it out even though she doesn't have one single line in X3, hey atleast she's still alive.

Square Pegs / the Campbell years

just cause she's wearing glasses doesn't mean she won't beat the shit out of you with a blackberry... p.s. you can totally tel;l gemma was afraid to put her arm around her.

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

misshape's casualty of the week: the Lagerfeld Lite edition

ok this Kid is working the Karl Lagerfeld circa 91 fendi fan, the circa 88 jewlery and hello those gloves arent even fingerless! the kaiser i thinks not!

Monday, May 29, 2006

Guilt by Association / but let's hook-up in the bathroom anyways edition

Everything about this Boy is right!

J'adore / the face off edition

You Decide:

The Kass (sorry I couldn't find the english version)

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Irina in Shambles / the near future edition

Oh Irina, congrats on all the press you're getting I love that every chance you get you drop the Pete Doherty and Kate Moss bomb, we get it you're a scenester. If I didn't know better I'd say Pete was having a bit of fun at your expense all dressed up...

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

The talentless Miss Joffe / the birds of a feather edition

Ahh this is more like it Jessica stick with your talentless NY friends and better yet let him put the ugliest 'dress' I've ever seen in my life on you. And can I just point out... Why is Zac wearing a contrived version of d&g from 3 seasons ago? God that guy has zero originality.

misshape's casualty of the week: The lost Guido

Please help him find his way home back via the Lincoln tunnel.

Monday, May 22, 2006

Crush Alert / the sucker for a dj edition

Crushville, population me!
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Sunday, May 21, 2006

A Pea Out of the Pod/ The Pale skin edition

Congrats are due to Mrs. Kareln Elson White on birth (or at least rumored)! i'm dying to see what the coolest and no doubt to be palest kid on earth will look like... if you are thinking he might be looking something like the boy from powder (pictured below) i might be agreeing with you.

The talentless Miss Joffe / the inbred aristocrat edition

Make a little room Bijou, Jessica Joffe will be sitting next to you on you'vegoteverythingnow's shit list. Listen Jessica you are only on New Yokers radar and I know how you think that now that you scored a banana republic fragrance that you'll be appealing to the masses, but just like any maitre'd below 57th street they'll be asking who the hell you are.

Saturday, May 20, 2006

Just a thought / the davinci snake edition

I'm probably reading way way too much into this but is cobrasnake another way of saying skinny penis? I think the girl on his left knows the answer

Friday, May 19, 2006

Which is the bigger car crash? / the Courtney vs. Autobahn edition

New game! Which is the bigger car crash? Courtney Love at Stella McCartney (that is a total head on collision) or this wreck from the autobahn???

Kill All Hippies / the misshapes edition

headbands are great, but when you tie a cord around your head (which is not a headband its just a misplaced noose) trying to evoke some previous era but are dressed like a little poor punk with mommy and daddies money you look like a douche!

Thursday, May 18, 2006

BOW DOWN / the stealth edition

Everyone is talking about the obvious biggies this season and who did what and opened which show... But all the girls are killing to be Julia Dunstall, the total stealth super. this girl is everywhere: she might not be closing alot of shows (proenza) but she is being placed in the most important looks, being photographed by the best, and making quite a bit of scratch, with other girls like irina and bette (who is already so tired) Julia is here to stay (sorry irina).

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Misshape's Hottie of the week: possible soviet hipster spy

ok I've been hating on misshapes alot, but sometimes a true colelctors item like this boy comes along; you know he has some ruff accent, drinks vodka like water and kisses like it's his j-o-b! whats Russian for HOT?

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Party Crashers? the RED eye edition

I've heard a very scary rumor, that bijou phillips is in ny and will be crashing (with entourage) one of my dear dear friends parties. If you see her please push her into oncoming traffic or if you are Karl lagerfeld's stalker (i know who you are and i love your shoes) throw that vat of acid that you've been saving for the kaiser on her!

Mr. Weather / the idiot edition

Steve is letting us know its cold but not that cold, hence the fingerless knit gloves. Could he be possibly have something more sinister planned? taking over groundhog's day?

Monday, May 15, 2006

the lamest gangbang ever! / l.a. edition

i'm not trying to rip on these kids or anything but you know, they'd be so lame, they'd be on their sidekicks texting each other who was gonna hit it next, gimme a real gangster any day.

Friday, May 12, 2006

the Callback / Joyce De Witt Jr. edition

Ok this girl is officially on my radar! Don't be surprised if this look starts to get popular

misshape's casualty of the week: The one shouldered bandit

Am I missing something or is he? Here's an Idea! Instead of a partial hoodie or whatever the hell that is just don't wear anything!

Something for everyone / the bro and sis edition

Seriously are these not the hottest bro and sis on the planet it makes me want to re-enact scenes from Bertolucci's the Dreamers! HOT!

i've tried to warn you

honestly, if you see this, think you see this just RUN! Bijou Phillips will tear you in half and then complain about it!

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Girl(s) I didn't know you could get glam like that

Avril and the Duff!!!!! I'm still rubbing my eyes over this one ps. does Avril's boyfriend not totally win lamest guy on earth award?

Monday, May 08, 2006

I think I love you / LA Girl edition

Ok is this girl trying to look like a japanese school girl or Joyce DeWitt from Three's company? Oh my God LA girls! (and on a total side note I'm kinda living for her)

Mission possible: Kanye and Tom do it! / the Itunes edition

I'm shocked that anyone would attach themselves to the gay human timebomb that is tom Cruise but hey I'm sure Kanye got mo'money, if you haven't heard the song go on itunes, it's possibly the worst song you've ever heard in your life... end scene.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

Your biggest vice / weekend edition

What can we tell from this pic? That the girl can read? That the girl read the entire vice do's and don'ts book in one sitting? That she thought if she tried to balance the number of do's and don'ts in one outfit that she would somehow achieve world peace?

Friday, May 05, 2006

Trick or treat? the weird stare edition

Ok I've never really gotten/ understood David Blaine? He's that creepy hot guy (btw is he still dating michelle alves?) that would probably be the most awkward filled with silence date and then the most mindblowing levitating romp afterward. This stunt like the one he did in london dont make alot of sense to me but whatever... But If he were doing this in a speedo i would so be there!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

I'm already pregnant

I know this kid has terrible lay written all over him but please let me experience it for myself!

Mighty Morphin' Power rangers

Maybe its the ambien talking but I think I might have uncovered a big (not like anyone cares) cover-up! I think it's safe to say Steve Aoki is China Chow with stubble I mean have you ever seen them in the same place... Steve you make a better looking chick

misshape's casualty of the week: Strike a Pose(r)

ok this kid seems to always be up to something(s) like it can never just be simple like in some pics he rocking jewish jewlery... Ummm Hello you aren't Whoopi! and in this Pic he has one leg kicked up, a cig in the mouth (in the club! such a "badass"), and he even brought a handtruck as a prop into the pic... oh shit I didn't realise Steven Klein was shooting the party pics at Misshapes.

Kates New Mate / The Genius Edition

seen shopping in soho yesterday Kate Moss with her new man: part pirate, part roadie, part construction worker... all man

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Off with Her Head and onto the floor routine

I know everyone is getting their panties in a twist over Marie-Antoinette by Sofia Coppola which isn't even coming out til October but forget the Dunst running through Versailles it's all about Sofia in "Elektrobank" by the chemical Brothers as the gymnast from a broken home (so GENIUS) directed by her then boyfriend (now x-husband) Spike Jonze.

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

get yourself high

am i crazy or is John back on drugs? You really gotta give it to him this time around most of that is his own hair

MET Coverage:Jane Anybody

I know i pick on Sienna Miller but honestly could that not be pretty much anyone on Mr.Bailey's arm? You know the girl in the burberry press office is much chicer than Sienna... oh yea and you are soooooo fashion forward for wearing a short dress with tights to a ball (gala (whatever))