Barely Legal

if this picture could talk:
Richie: you're so right Aimee or is it Amy i can't even remember

Aimee: I think it's aimee but to be honest i've been living off ice cubes and splenda for 2 1/2 years to fit in your samples, and I don't even know why i'm doing that

Richie: (befuddled) oh gurl! Hey whose the fresh meat?

Aimee: oh it's my sister i was babysitting her but i wanted to do coke and have my picture taken so i dragged her out of bed kicking and screaming

Richie: oh my god that sounds just like me