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Don't act Like I never told you

2007-12-31T16:16:00.001-08:00

One Bitch at a time... Happy new year

and yes the cuff matches the collar

Don't Call It a Comeback... Actually It Is

2006-12-05T13:49:00.000-08:00

Coming soon, Natasha, Bijou, Irina you've been warned!!!!

Oh Yea, you too.

the Boy with the Most Cake: and STD's edition

2006-10-24T12:24:00.000-07:00

James Neate a total powerhouse at the moment is truly testing the foundation by letting the human termite Paris Hilton get all up in it. I can'ts believe it!

Misshape's Hottie of the week: obviously lost edition

2006-10-24T12:11:00.000-07:00

he's hot just drink enough to blur out his t-shirt and I'm good to go

Don't call it a comeback: the return of the living dead edition

2006-10-24T12:03:00.000-07:00

Hot tip from the crackberry: Natasha Lyonne is being considered for a very juicy and very covetable re-occuring role on a certain hit show on cable, part of the deal involves weekly drug tests and a full time chaperone. Pathetic? Yes Promising? maybe Chances of totally fucking this up? 100%

misshape's casualty of the week: Too cool for school or seizure?

2006-09-28T20:06:00.000-07:00

I can't tell if this is totally brilliant or if she's so asking for it? It's the combo of the elephant necklace and that her eyes are rolled so far back in her head (probably from taking in all the "hip" kids) it looks like shes gonna start foaming at the mouth...thats throwing off my radar

misshape's casualty of the week: Arden must look like crap

2006-09-28T20:04:00.000-07:00

No Matter whether this girl is dressing with Mommies money or she's trying to 'slum" it with the rest of the kids she always looks horrible... just goes to show money can't buy pretty

As If / the front row at asfour edition

2006-09-28T19:55:00.000-07:00

I'd seen Brit Beauty Lily donaldson hanging with vincent during ny fashion week but didnt have any photographic proof until now... BAM!

Misshape's Hottie of the week: the Herschkovitz or Herchcovitch edition

2006-09-20T10:03:00.000-07:00

I love a good Alexandre in the evening

EPIC MUCH? / the Miss Gallo if you're nasty edition

2006-09-19T14:36:00.001-07:00

oh my god i am so sweating this

finally something to shut Gore Vidal up / the rentboy edition

2006-09-19T14:31:00.000-07:00

this is a total throwback from july where model and 6 months from now total rentboy Chad white in the now infamous l'uomo story is actually able to silence Gore, i wonder if its amazement or dissapointment on his face?

Mary Kate and Ashley dive at maxfields this girl keeps it real and Nicole richie stayed home and Didn't eat... ever

2006-09-04T20:05:00.000-07:00

so have you ever wondered why thecobrasnakes girlfriend always looks all pale and pasty? Wait i don't have an answer for that... but have you ever wondered why she dresses like she just went dumpster diving???? thats cause she did this very white girl keeps it real

Misshape's casualty of the week: gary glitter and cyndi laupers love child

2006-09-04T09:25:00.001-07:00

i really have no clue where to begin but i have the sneaking suspicion that this girl was a fresh faced 1st year at nyu who happened to be walking by Patti Wilson in front of a Ricky's and all of a sudden just like that scene in spiderman she kaboom turned into this mess... icing on the cake is the jeremy scott leggings... which means she put a ton of thought into this look

The real super power is staying alive /the fashion week prep edition

2006-09-02T09:24:00.000-07:00

the cat that has 9million lives/ the random girl in the background edition

2006-09-02T09:19:00.000-07:00

ok I'm done ragging on Pete all i have to say is someone please put cameras on that girl in the background (could that not so be Sienna on a pretty day???)... I smell a spin-off!

misshape's casualty of the week: jumping the ship and writing about... you go Cathy

2006-08-22T12:59:00.000-07:00

when did this happen?

Perfect Strangers / the Storch vs Corey edition

2006-08-20T13:17:00.000-07:00

ok maybe i'm crazy but doesn't Larry Storch look like a 'cool', more 'with it' Corey Haim? And! What is he trying to hide behind those horrible sunglasses?... Oh Yeah that he's Corey Haim

from rags to fags: the Dash Snow edition

2006-08-18T13:57:00.000-07:00

lower east side art hottie: Dash Snow now lights his cigs with sparklers. whats next killing a whale everytime you need soap... major

would you... hit it or hit him

2006-08-18T11:07:00.000-07:00

I don't really approve of gold leggings unless Peaches is rocking them... but?

Who was first??? the McQueen versus Babs edition

2006-08-16T15:33:00.000-07:00

Plastic surgery or pret a porter?

I'm living for the fact that Babs is an apple juicebox kinda girl

I'm with her: the Kelly Ripa's sister edition

2006-08-15T16:32:00.000-07:00

I had written this really witty caption for this picture but its so brilliant on its own it really doesn't need an explination (... but you totally know the girl is pointing to the 2 dudes shes about to hook up with in a bathroom stall)

Stupid human tricks

2006-08-12T17:42:00.000-07:00

Jeremy just because he's an Aoki doesn't mean you should literally go ape over him. By the way i loved your non-atkins friendly collection last season

misshape's casualty of the week: Heidi Slimane aka mr.ruffie

2006-08-11T18:46:00.000-07:00

Heidi have you honestly gone through all of Paris, London and Berlin??? are their no more skinny euro boys you have yet to ruffie and copy their ever so perfectly slouched jeans while they're passed out in the trunk of your black mercedes???? I guess thats just how you roll

Hello my name is Simon, the class act edition

2006-08-11T10:01:00.000-07:00

Oh Simon such a class act, check out that curly head of hair in his crotchular area!

I'mmmmmmm Baaaack: the summer fun edition

2006-08-11T09:45:00.000-07:00

I'd tell you I got back from rehab but don't know if you guys would believe me or just ask me who i was bunking with. truth is I've been on the beach everyday for the past 2 months in the south of france. Life is really good, it's def a lot better than yours.

Daria then and now/ the Eyes of Laura Mars edition

2006-07-09T20:22:00.000-07:00

Well one of Daria's new fall ad's is out and let's just say it borrows heavily from the eyes of Laura Mars. In other Daria news (and no I'm not gonna spill who she's dating... again... syke) look what i came across?.. a little first season action: I'll give you a hint it's not the finale Tom Ford YSL show... it's some ghetto korean fashion group show

Crushville population: Me / the milan s/s'07 edition

2006-06-30T10:12:00.000-07:00

so obsessed with these 2!

Manic Monday/ just cause your in chi town doesn't mean you aren't begging for it

2006-06-26T16:43:00.000-07:00

Maybe its a combination of things or maybe its just one thing but i seriously want to hi-kick that phone out of her hand and then drag her to a toilet and giver her a swirly... so asking for it

V is for Versace... Touche Donatella

2006-06-26T16:29:00.000-07:00

Well its hot and Humid and Milan and the boys are drunk and rowdy (thank god!), Jil Sander was a hit if you go for oversize things that have a similar fit to things you can pick up on 125th street. Burberry borrowed a bit of prada styling (stylist drama.. all I'm saying) and those floppy knit Marc hats. So far donatella the white horse (pun intended) of milano who people pay their respects too but secretly are just waiting to turn her into glue surprised us all (and a few boys backstage by not molesting them!!!!! (1st time ever)), touche Donatella

Possible Corey Feldman attacks Possible Hottie

2006-06-22T07:50:00.000-07:00

All I have to say is that guy on the right needs to get out of that photo and into my pants!

Been there done that / the 3 am edition

2006-06-21T16:38:00.000-07:00

Ok we all know how Simon rex looks at 3 am under the sheets (or in the bathroom in my case) but here's a reminder

misshape's casualty of the week: Or is it?

2006-06-19T12:51:00.000-07:00

I can't decide if I love this kid or want to see him dead? Maybe I'd love to see this kid dead... I have no idea, i think seeing the shoes would make it a much easier decision

just another Manic Monday / the Where in the world is Natasha Lyonne edition

2006-06-19T12:40:00.000-07:00

BREAKING NEWS: Natasha Lyonne was last seen driving this train!

So good it herzigova

2006-06-15T07:49:00.000-07:00

Someone please get Eva a bagel with cream cheese she needs to put a few pounds on before she blows away.... this just in !!!!might want to make that a whole wheat bagel with tofu cream cheese (or nothing at all) if the rumors are true that she might be doing the upcoming couture shows....

Secret of the week: the ghost designer edition?

2006-06-13T14:11:00.000-07:00

What has Ben Cho been up to? Besides dj'ing? could the mesh blue sweater (he also has one in pink that he wears way too much) be a tip-off that he's the man behing international male catalog? and on a total side note guess which 8th and ocean (worst show ever) alumni is on the site??? Of course the ultra macho pro rican

Mission impossible: the hottie in the middle edition

2006-06-12T07:44:00.000-07:00

Ok Getting this boy home with you is easily the score of the year. All his friends cling to him for dear life because they know he gets into the club faster and and will get served drinks about 3 years faster than the girl with the Canadian gymnast haircut all because he's hot.

misshape's casualty of the week: the mind your p's and q's edition

2006-06-09T19:08:00.000-07:00

ok you know how your mom was like don't forget to say "please" and "thank you" when you were young?... Well thank god because you will need to be saying "Really Please! No thank you leave me the fuck alone!"

vincent lacrocq / the gay-off edition

2006-06-08T12:19:00.000-07:00

Vincent is so gorgeous and sadly 100% straight but he does looks awfully comfortable in this look at prada... with the men's shows coming up let's see which city will steal the 'gayer than gay' award Milan was solid 1st place last season and that wasn't even including Andrew Mckenzie.

misshape's casualty of the week: the "i'm a lady" edition

2006-06-05T16:14:00.000-07:00

ok I'm sure this is a girl but it totally makes me think of Little Britans "for you see I am a lady" sketch sorry girl you look like a tranny in reproduction victorian

Super Model of the World Caroline Trentini / the south beach diet edition

2006-06-05T06:44:00.000-07:00

When you are literally head and shoulders above the rest like Caroline life isn't just good its better than yours...

The Guessing game / the Talented Mr.Barney edition

2006-06-04T17:54:00.000-07:00

It might be common knowledge but Matthew Barney used to do some modeling work for a very preppy very new England catalogue... Any guesses? All I have to say is spring issue 1994, I;d really like a pair of those board shorts

The Moss being dangerously Cheeky / the hitler helmet edition

2006-06-03T08:52:00.000-07:00

all i gots to say is check out the "jefferson" comment!

On the Lash / the vest edition

2006-06-02T15:47:00.000-07:00

Oh Bijou! What's the deal with you always dating subservient men? All I knows is Danny is afraid of you and that's when you're asleep! Sweet Dreams!

p.s. Loving the vest (they are so 3 seasons ago)

Let's do the timewarp again / the Cannes edition

2006-06-02T06:05:00.000-07:00

Could this be a preview of what mimi will be looking like in the near future? All I have to say is Faye looks scary but atleast she's keeping a little to the imagination... also whats with Mariah always looking like she's standing in front of a wind machine?

The real super power is staying alive / the last stand edition

2006-05-31T19:45:00.000-07:00

Miss omahyra turning it out even though she doesn't have one single line in X3, hey atleast she's still alive.

Square Pegs / the Campbell years

2006-05-31T07:45:00.000-07:00

just cause she's wearing glasses doesn't mean she won't beat the shit out of you with a blackberry... p.s. you can totally tel;l gemma was afraid to put her arm around her.

misshape's casualty of the week: the Lagerfeld Lite edition

2006-05-30T16:03:00.000-07:00

ok this Kid is working the Karl Lagerfeld circa 91 fendi fan, the circa 88 jewlery and hello those gloves arent even fingerless! the kaiser i thinks not!

Guilt by Association / but let's hook-up in the bathroom anyways edition

2006-05-29T20:59:00.000-07:00

Everything about this Boy is right!

J'adore / the face off edition

2006-05-29T20:52:00.000-07:00

You Decide:
Charlize

The Kass (sorry I couldn't find the english version)

Irina in Shambles / the near future edition

2006-05-24T14:29:00.000-07:00

Oh Irina, congrats on all the press you're getting I love that every chance you get you drop the Pete Doherty and Kate Moss bomb, we get it you're a scenester. If I didn't know better I'd say Pete was having a bit of fun at your expense all dressed up...

The talentless Miss Joffe / the birds of a feather edition

2006-05-23T11:39:00.000-07:00

Ahh this is more like it Jessica stick with your talentless NY friends and better yet let him put the ugliest 'dress' I've ever seen in my life on you. And can I just point out... Why is Zac wearing a contrived version of d&g from 3 seasons ago? God that guy has zero originality.

misshape's casualty of the week: The lost Guido

2006-05-23T11:29:00.000-07:00

Please help him find his way home back via the Lincoln tunnel.

Crush Alert / the sucker for a dj edition

2006-05-22T20:13:00.000-07:00

Crushville, population me!
taken from: http://kathyisyourfriend.com/photos.html

A Pea Out of the Pod/ The Pale skin edition

2006-05-21T20:20:00.000-07:00

Congrats are due to Mrs. Kareln Elson White on birth (or at least rumored)! i'm dying to see what the coolest and no doubt to be palest kid on earth will look like... if you are thinking he might be looking something like the boy from powder (pictured below) i might be agreeing with you.

The talentless Miss Joffe / the inbred aristocrat edition

2006-05-21T19:09:00.000-07:00

Make a little room Bijou, Jessica Joffe will be sitting next to you on you'vegoteverythingnow's shit list. Listen Jessica you are only on New Yokers radar and I know how you think that now that you scored a banana republic fragrance that you'll be appealing to the masses, but just like any maitre'd below 57th street they'll be asking who the hell you are.

Just a thought / the davinci snake edition

2006-05-20T20:34:00.000-07:00

I'm probably reading way way too much into this but is cobrasnake another way of saying skinny penis? I think the girl on his left knows the answer

Which is the bigger car crash? / the Courtney vs. Autobahn edition

2006-05-19T16:32:00.000-07:00

New game! Which is the bigger car crash? Courtney Love at Stella McCartney (that is a total head on collision) or this wreck from the autobahn???

Kill All Hippies / the misshapes edition

2006-05-19T08:32:00.000-07:00

headbands are great, but when you tie a cord around your head (which is not a headband its just a misplaced noose) trying to evoke some previous era but are dressed like a little poor punk with mommy and daddies money you look like a douche!

BOW DOWN / the stealth edition

2006-05-18T09:18:00.000-07:00

Everyone is talking about the obvious biggies this season and who did what and opened which show... But all the girls are killing to be Julia Dunstall, the total stealth super. this girl is everywhere: she might not be closing alot of shows (proenza) but she is being placed in the most important looks, being photographed by the best, and making quite a bit of scratch, with other girls like irina and bette (who is already so tired) Julia is here to stay (sorry irina).

Misshape's Hottie of the week: possible soviet hipster spy

2006-05-17T20:23:00.000-07:00

ok I've been hating on misshapes alot, but sometimes a true colelctors item like this boy comes along; you know he has some ruff accent, drinks vodka like water and kisses like it's his j-o-b! whats Russian for HOT?

Party Crashers? the RED eye edition

2006-05-16T14:58:00.000-07:00

I've heard a very scary rumor, that bijou phillips is in ny and will be crashing (with entourage) one of my dear dear friends parties. If you see her please push her into oncoming traffic or if you are Karl lagerfeld's stalker (i know who you are and i love your shoes) throw that vat of acid that you've been saving for the kaiser on her!

Mr. Weather / the idiot edition

2006-05-16T14:48:00.000-07:00

Steve is letting us know its cold but not that cold, hence the fingerless knit gloves. Could he be possibly have something more sinister planned? taking over groundhog's day?

the lamest gangbang ever! / l.a. edition

2006-05-15T12:02:00.000-07:00

i'm not trying to rip on these kids or anything but you know, they'd be so lame, they'd be on their sidekicks texting each other who was gonna hit it next, gimme a real gangster any day.

the Callback / Joyce De Witt Jr. edition

2006-05-12T17:32:00.000-07:00

Ok this girl is officially on my radar! Don't be surprised if this look starts to get popular

misshape's casualty of the week: The one shouldered bandit

2006-05-12T12:23:00.000-07:00

Am I missing something or is he? Here's an Idea! Instead of a partial hoodie or whatever the hell that is just don't wear anything!

Something for everyone / the bro and sis edition

2006-05-12T10:02:00.000-07:00

Seriously are these not the hottest bro and sis on the planet it makes me want to re-enact scenes from Bertolucci's the Dreamers! HOT!

i've tried to warn you

2006-05-12T09:55:00.000-07:00

honestly, if you see this, think you see this just RUN! Bijou Phillips will tear you in half and then complain about it!

Girl(s) I didn't know you could get glam like that

2006-05-09T09:59:00.000-07:00

Avril and the Duff!!!!! I'm still rubbing my eyes over this one ps. does Avril's boyfriend not totally win lamest guy on earth award?

I think I love you / LA Girl edition

2006-05-08T08:54:00.000-07:00

Ok is this girl trying to look like a japanese school girl or Joyce DeWitt from Three's company? Oh my God LA girls! (and on a total side note I'm kinda living for her)

Mission possible: Kanye and Tom do it! / the Itunes edition

2006-05-08T08:39:00.000-07:00

I'm shocked that anyone would attach themselves to the gay human timebomb that is tom Cruise but hey I'm sure Kanye got mo'money, if you haven't heard the song go on itunes, it's possibly the worst song you've ever heard in your life... end scene.

Your biggest vice / weekend edition

2006-05-06T09:30:00.000-07:00

What can we tell from this pic? That the girl can read? That the girl read the entire vice do's and don'ts book in one sitting? That she thought if she tried to balance the number of do's and don'ts in one outfit that she would somehow achieve world peace?

Trick or treat? the weird stare edition

2006-05-05T08:51:00.000-07:00

Ok I've never really gotten/ understood David Blaine? He's that creepy hot guy (btw is he still dating michelle alves?) that would probably be the most awkward filled with silence date and then the most mindblowing levitating romp afterward. This stunt like the one he did in london dont make alot of sense to me but whatever... But If he were doing this in a speedo i would so be there!

I'm already pregnant

2006-05-04T12:54:00.000-07:00

I know this kid has terrible lay written all over him but please let me experience it for myself!

Mighty Morphin' Power rangers

2006-05-04T12:50:00.000-07:00

Maybe its the ambien talking but I think I might have uncovered a big (not like anyone cares) cover-up! I think it's safe to say Steve Aoki is China Chow with stubble I mean have you ever seen them in the same place... Steve you make a better looking chick

misshape's casualty of the week: Strike a Pose(r)

2006-05-04T07:01:00.000-07:00

ok this kid seems to always be up to something(s) like it can never just be simple like in some pics he rocking jewish jewlery... Ummm Hello you aren't Whoopi! and in this Pic he has one leg kicked up, a cig in the mouth (in the club! such a "badass"), and he even brought a handtruck as a prop into the pic... oh shit I didn't realise Steven Klein was shooting the party pics at Misshapes.

Kates New Mate / The Genius Edition

2006-05-04T06:31:00.000-07:00

seen shopping in soho yesterday Kate Moss with her new man: part pirate, part roadie, part construction worker... all man

Off with Her Head and onto the floor routine

2006-05-03T11:46:00.000-07:00

I know everyone is getting their panties in a twist over Marie-Antoinette by Sofia Coppola which isn't even coming out til October but forget the Dunst running through Versailles it's all about Sofia in "Elektrobank" by the chemical Brothers as the gymnast from a broken home (so GENIUS) directed by her then boyfriend (now x-husband) Spike Jonze.

get yourself high

2006-05-02T21:12:00.000-07:00

am i crazy or is John back on drugs? You really gotta give it to him this time around most of that is his own hair

MET Coverage:Jane Anybody

2006-05-02T21:04:00.000-07:00

I know i pick on Sienna Miller but honestly could that not be pretty much anyone on Mr.Bailey's arm? You know the girl in the burberry press office is much chicer than Sienna... oh yea and you are soooooo fashion forward for wearing a short dress with tights to a ball (gala (whatever))

MET Coverage: Boxing Helena

2006-05-02T21:02:00.000-07:00

forget Helena! who is the stud behind her?

MET Coverage: Bowling with jack and Laz

2006-05-02T20:59:00.000-07:00

Miss Patricia is one of the most talked about girls at the moment and in edits and runway serves it, but any good designer(s) should know you don't put a girl with a small head in strapless

MET Coverage: Double Mint gum!

2006-05-02T20:58:00.000-07:00

the girl with the Most Cake: carb free edition

2006-05-01T12:48:00.000-07:00

Coco Rocha started about 2 1/2 years ago super young and at Supreme when they had a massive board and girls got lost. Now at elite (which is still a big question mark) Coco is scoring/ booking everything but lest you worry not eating a single carb.

TKA= Total Krush Alert

2006-05-01T07:20:00.000-07:00

MANUTE! get off of your friends hipster blogs (http://www.epiclylaterd.com/) and into my hotel room... if you want to peep this guy in the flesh just hit up the fish.

OMG + IMG= no they din'it

2006-04-30T15:33:00.000-07:00

Ok the Daily is a total guilty pleasure and I say guilty in the sense that it's this total sellout of a glossy backed by the lamest (but biggest) agency/ conglomerate ( I shouldn't talk I work with them) but why is IMG totally trying to OFF Gemma, for Sasha??? The girl is gorge and totally profesh so why did they make her look like total shit in the edit they did inside with her? And when I say shit I don't mean the fierce Sasha way I mean the horrible photos! clothes! and make-up! It's hard to make a girl like that look bad, poor Gemma! Is it because she has small Nipples??????????

What the FIG?

2006-04-28T06:28:00.000-07:00

I was watching tv last night and saw an ad for fig newtons which i thought was super gay (a la brokeback), so on youtube.com trying to find the ad i stumbled upon this one which is not only gay but pedophiliic (sic?)! newtons better work!

Karen Shows us where babies come from

2006-04-27T09:30:00.000-07:00

in a total Courtney Love move Karen Elson White shows us exactly where her soon to be new born will be coming from

Barely Legal

2006-04-26T20:20:00.000-07:00

if this picture could talk:
Richie: you're so right Aimee or is it Amy i can't even remember

Aimee: I think it's aimee but to be honest i've been living off ice cubes and splenda for 2 1/2 years to fit in your samples, and I don't even know why i'm doing that

Richie: (befuddled) oh gurl! Hey whose the fresh meat?

Aimee: oh it's my sister i was babysitting her but i wanted to do coke and have my picture taken so i dragged her out of bed kicking and screaming

Richie: oh my god that sounds just like me

Slender Fungus / get your chrome heart on

2006-04-26T16:37:00.000-07:00

in an attempt to stay on earth just that much longer Karl lagerfeld is looking for possible body transplants, the possible carrier for his brain most rock fingerless leather gloves and chrome hearts jewlery 2 top options Adrian who is getting weirder by the day and this totally ubiq misshapes kid (who is very sweet and means well) I have a feeling karl will end up going for the third and final option which will be hal 9000 as that is by the far sleekest and skinniest version and will no doubt be able to fit in to Heidi's scooped out side polo shirt without falling out the sides.

Lesbian Zombie claims the Bowery

2006-04-06T12:38:00.000-07:00

for the millionth time Pat Field is back from the dead to re-open her store (3 years later?) I always thought it was slightly re-dik but hey whatever...

I feel just like a child

2006-04-04T01:35:00.000-07:00

I was just about to write a post on how all of hollywood is trying to look like tweens and then i get scooped by Mena and Jonbenet, thanks alot so now we're all supposed to look like coked up 7 year old pageant girls??????? what is that like a childs size zero? SHIT!

LOST PUPPY

2006-04-03T13:14:00.000-07:00

Steve Aoki has lost (or never found) a reason to live besides mooching off of his sisters model/actress career, if someone finds his purpose in life please call 212-479-7990 or 310-217-7638 or for you Londoners 09061 100 596

UPDATE: misshape's casualty of the week: new strain of cobrasnake

2006-04-03T13:06:00.000-07:00

It looks like our first MCOTW has sometype of head injury and is using his black bandana to keep the hipness from hemorrhaging... Note the dilated pupils. Poor Kid get well soon!

Virgin Velcro... the gay or straight edition

2006-04-03T08:50:00.000-07:00

is this kid gay or straight? And is his name Eric or Donald? Met him a while ago and have been harboring a crush on him since.... Either way he is super cute and is a born again virgin well he's in a band called the virgins i don't think a face like that stays pure for long.... mmmmmmmmmm http://www.myspace.com/thevirginsnyc

From the Ritz to the Rubble

2006-04-03T02:43:00.000-07:00

So I know how I keep saying how great drugs are and how you should totally get addicted but here is a story of how it all goes so wrong: Robert Downey Jr., someone took Less than Zero a little past zero, he looks like a train wreck.

Paris is Burnt

2006-04-01T09:53:00.000-08:00

Forget the Kabbalah its all about the house of Willie Ninja. Is Willie Ninja's psychic body electric voguing propelling Lydia Hearst's career? Lydia is a great girl super sweet, pretty and very nice to work with but all of a sudden those Bizzare Bottega ad's and now she's on the cover of Nylon and Flaunt. either Nylon is now a hearst publication or Willie is really turning it out and reading all the nay-sayers. WORK!

A Vodianova runs through it

2006-03-31T08:32:00.000-08:00

So Natalia popped yet another baby who basically hit the genetic and bank account jackpot. nats will no doubt be working some amazing russian vodka diet to lose the baby fat. And now I'll be able to sleep easy knowing that i won't see anotherset of photos like these for atleast another 9 months... and Natalia for the love of god please only let Inez and Vinoodh shoot you when you're this preggers

pocahontas leaves police station

2006-03-31T07:47:00.000-08:00

Naomi will never, ever learn but does she really have to? she should've worn her housekeeper, Sweetface is so 2 seasons ago

Drugs are cool drop out of school

2006-03-28T15:32:00.000-08:00

here's the deal when everyone "found out" about Kate's real fulltime job everyone dropped her, but honestly i'm training to get there myself. To all the women who think they could do this and look like her by going to curves and weight watchers, open your (bloodshot) eyes you need to put down the cardio and just consume 3grand a day up your soon to be perfect nostril. Truth is you will never be as good as her she's been doing it since she was 13 (but Frances Bean you could catch up).

misshape's casualty of the week: gay waste

2006-03-28T14:04:00.000-08:00

internal dialogue:
Let's see what can i do to stand out tonite???
hmmm i'm not cute enought to just get by on that
I'd show off my body but i spend all my money on really shitty blo, so the gym is out
I cut my hair 2 weeks ago into this gay bowl cut but the only people that've noticed it are from the methadone clinic
hmmm there is this box of accessories my grandmother left me in her will
pink lipstick
now i just need an unflattering ruched sack to complete the look