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Don't act Like I never told you

2007-12-31T16:16:00.001-08:00

One Bitch at a time... Happy new year

and yes the cuff matches the collar

Don't Call It a Comeback... Actually It Is

2006-12-05T13:49:00.000-08:00

Coming soon, Natasha, Bijou, Irina you've been warned!!!!

Oh Yea, you too.

the Boy with the Most Cake: and STD's edition

2006-10-24T12:24:00.000-07:00

James Neate a total powerhouse at the moment is truly testing the foundation by letting the human termite Paris Hilton get all up in it. I can'ts believe it!

Misshape's Hottie of the week: obviously lost edition

2006-10-24T12:11:00.000-07:00

he's hot just drink enough to blur out his t-shirt and I'm good to go

Don't call it a comeback: the return of the living dead edition

2006-10-24T12:03:00.000-07:00

Hot tip from the crackberry: Natasha Lyonne is being considered for a very juicy and very covetable re-occuring role on a certain hit show on cable, part of the deal involves weekly drug tests and a full time chaperone. Pathetic? Yes Promising? maybe Chances of totally fucking this up? 100%

misshape's casualty of the week: Too cool for school or seizure?

2006-09-28T20:06:00.000-07:00

I can't tell if this is totally brilliant or if she's so asking for it? It's the combo of the elephant necklace and that her eyes are rolled so far back in her head (probably from taking in all the "hip" kids) it looks like shes gonna start foaming at the mouth...thats throwing off my radar

misshape's casualty of the week: Arden must look like crap

2006-09-28T20:04:00.000-07:00

No Matter whether this girl is dressing with Mommies money or she's trying to 'slum" it with the rest of the kids she always looks horrible... just goes to show money can't buy pretty

As If / the front row at asfour edition

2006-09-28T19:55:00.000-07:00

I'd seen Brit Beauty Lily donaldson hanging with vincent during ny fashion week but didnt have any photographic proof until now... BAM!

Misshape's Hottie of the week: the Herschkovitz or Herchcovitch edition

2006-09-20T10:03:00.000-07:00

I love a good Alexandre in the evening

EPIC MUCH? / the Miss Gallo if you're nasty edition

2006-09-19T14:36:00.001-07:00

oh my god i am so sweating this

finally something to shut Gore Vidal up / the rentboy edition

2006-09-19T14:31:00.000-07:00

this is a total throwback from july where model and 6 months from now total rentboy Chad white in the now infamous l'uomo story is actually able to silence Gore, i wonder if its amazement or dissapointment on his face?

Mary Kate and Ashley dive at maxfields this girl keeps it real and Nicole richie stayed home and Didn't eat... ever

2006-09-04T20:05:00.000-07:00

so have you ever wondered why thecobrasnakes girlfriend always looks all pale and pasty? Wait i don't have an answer for that... but have you ever wondered why she dresses like she just went dumpster diving???? thats cause she did this very white girl keeps it real

Misshape's casualty of the week: gary glitter and cyndi laupers love child

2006-09-04T09:25:00.001-07:00

i really have no clue where to begin but i have the sneaking suspicion that this girl was a fresh faced 1st year at nyu who happened to be walking by Patti Wilson in front of a Ricky's and all of a sudden just like that scene in spiderman she kaboom turned into this mess... icing on the cake is the jeremy scott leggings... which means she put a ton of thought into this look

The real super power is staying alive /the fashion week prep edition

2006-09-02T09:24:00.000-07:00

the cat that has 9million lives/ the random girl in the background edition

2006-09-02T09:19:00.000-07:00

ok I'm done ragging on Pete all i have to say is someone please put cameras on that girl in the background (could that not so be Sienna on a pretty day???)... I smell a spin-off!

misshape's casualty of the week: jumping the ship and writing about... you go Cathy

2006-08-22T12:59:00.000-07:00

when did this happen?

Perfect Strangers / the Storch vs Corey edition

2006-08-20T13:17:00.000-07:00

ok maybe i'm crazy but doesn't Larry Storch look like a 'cool', more 'with it' Corey Haim? And! What is he trying to hide behind those horrible sunglasses?... Oh Yeah that he's Corey Haim

from rags to fags: the Dash Snow edition

2006-08-18T13:57:00.000-07:00

lower east side art hottie: Dash Snow now lights his cigs with sparklers. whats next killing a whale everytime you need soap... major

would you... hit it or hit him

2006-08-18T11:07:00.000-07:00

I don't really approve of gold leggings unless Peaches is rocking them... but?

Who was first??? the McQueen versus Babs edition

2006-08-16T15:33:00.000-07:00

Plastic surgery or pret a porter?

I'm living for the fact that Babs is an apple juicebox kinda girl

I'm with her: the Kelly Ripa's sister edition

2006-08-15T16:32:00.000-07:00

I had written this really witty caption for this picture but its so brilliant on its own it really doesn't need an explination (... but you totally know the girl is pointing to the 2 dudes shes about to hook up with in a bathroom stall)

Stupid human tricks

2006-08-12T17:42:00.000-07:00

Jeremy just because he's an Aoki doesn't mean you should literally go ape over him. By the way i loved your non-atkins friendly collection last season

misshape's casualty of the week: Heidi Slimane aka mr.ruffie

2006-08-11T18:46:00.000-07:00

Heidi have you honestly gone through all of Paris, London and Berlin??? are their no more skinny euro boys you have yet to ruffie and copy their ever so perfectly slouched jeans while they're passed out in the trunk of your black mercedes???? I guess thats just how you roll

Hello my name is Simon, the class act edition

2006-08-11T10:01:00.000-07:00

Oh Simon such a class act, check out that curly head of hair in his crotchular area!

I'mmmmmmm Baaaack: the summer fun edition

2006-08-11T09:45:00.000-07:00

I'd tell you I got back from rehab but don't know if you guys would believe me or just ask me who i was bunking with. truth is I've been on the beach everyday for the past 2 months in the south of france. Life is really good, it's def a lot better than yours.