The talentless Miss Joffe / the inbred aristocrat edition

Make a little room Bijou, Jessica Joffe will be sitting next to you on you'vegoteverythingnow's shit list. Listen Jessica you are only on New Yokers radar and I know how you think that now that you scored a banana republic fragrance that you'll be appealing to the masses, but just like any maitre'd below 57th street they'll be asking who the hell you are.